What’s With the Smallburg Election Day Penalty? Basic Freedom To Get Freebies Infringed.

Life isn’t fair. I can accept that under most circumstances. I have a choice on where I live. But Election Day isn’t one of those times when I should get penalized for choosing to live in Smallburg, KY. If you show up with your “I Voted!” sticker at any participating Krispy Kreme, they’ll give you a free red, white, and blue donut. Take the same sticker to any Ben & Jerry’s between 5-8pm and you’ll get a free scoop of ice cream. Then if you’re still not satisfied, head on over to Shane’s R